Roosters

Drummer Jokes

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

• Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
Me neither.

• How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"

• Why did the drummer stare at the frozen juice can?
Because it said, "Concentrate".

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he said with a deep sigh

"............Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Top Country Titles High On The 'To Do' List

Mama get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?

You Must Be Over Me, 'Cos You're Under Him